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Any Objections?
Madan had a blind date with Muna for the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself attracted to her more and more.
After some really passionate embracing, he said, "Tell me, do you object to making love?"
"That's something I have never done before," Muna replied.
"Never made love? You mean you are a virgin?" Madan was amazed.
"No, silly!" she giggled. "I've never objected!"

Lawyer gets religious?
A lawyer was on his deathbed in his bedroom, and he called to his wife. She rushed in and said, "What is it, honey?"

He told her to run and get the bible as soon as possible.

Being a religious woman, she thought this was a good idea. She ran and got it, prepared to read him his favorite verse or something of the sort.

He snatched it from her and began quickly scanning pages, his eyes darting right and left.

The wife was curious, so she asked, "What are you doing, honey?"

He shouted "I'm looking for loopholes!"

 

Quiet in Church
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church,

"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

Little Johnny jumped up and yelled, "Because people are sleeping!"

 

The New Baby
Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunatly, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby.

Little Johnny's parents were very afraid that their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby so the dad had a long talk with little Johnny before going to the neighbors.

He said "Now, son... that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears or I am really going to spank you when we get back home."

"I promise not to mention his ears at all" said Little Johnny.

At the neighbor's home, Little Johnny leaned over in the crib and touched the baby's hand. He looked at it's mother and said "Oh what a beautiful little baby".

The mother said "Thank you very much, Little Johnny."

He then said, "this baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why... just look at his pretty little eyes.... Did his doctor say that he can see good?"

The Mother said "why, yes... his doctor said he has 20/20 vision.

Little Johnny said "well, it is a darn good thing cause he sure couldn't wear glasses!!!

 

Two Fingers
It's the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class, "If anyone has to go to the toilet, you should hold up two fingers."

After a moment of quiet thought, Little Birkhe asked: "How will that help?"